5. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to costuming, and I mean that for ALL costumes, especially historical ones. (Barbarian women at Ren Faire LOSE.) So I can't stand when fat people cosplay skinny as a reed people and I KNOW it's unfair and biased because nobody DRAWS thicker attractive women FOR them to cosplay but...GOD THE ROLLS PEOPLE THE ROLLS OF FLESH SCAR MY EYES.

If you're gonna do it, at least make a costume that actually fits you and isn't skin tight.

Or buy Spanks.