Actually he probably wouldn't. She would be expecting the badtouch and actually giving it to her would do nothing but to prove her right.

Instead, he would take her aside and tell her that he agrees; crack is a drug. After months of 'lol'ing over such 'badtouch' and 'Mohs', Abyss fans have lost their ability to think. A powerful medicine is needed...

We must overturn loldrant and replace it with a community, free of the crack!

...I need to watch that scene again, but yah. x3