The only part of GaryStue!Aya which made sense was his being able to cook, and that's because he worked in restaurants before snatching up a katana (can't remember at the moment if he was a waiter or a cook.) Which reminds me.. why does the fandom seem so fixated on NeverHurtAFly!Ran? Is it canon from Gluten or the drama CDs?

A-men to that. If they want a (somewhat) suave, good-looking man to write about, why don't they write about Yohji?