Rofl you're like my friend who was asking me why I bother epilating when I never show my legs.
Apparently it's impossible for someone to want to take care of their appearance and body because they want to feel beautiful. I must subconsciously be doing it all just to bend over backwards to other people's standard of beauty, then. How awesome must it be being all enlightened like you, walking around with hairy armpits and ugly clothing because you're not conforming like the rest of us, you superior being you! :)