I agree. I wouldn't do any of that, because to me F!S is a NSFW comm, so I don't read it at work. End of story, for me personally.
But if people expect you to make some sort of decision about this - why not just put the secrets you'd usually link at the bottom, instead of, well, linking them? If you are going to link stuff, you have to decide about what to link and what to embed as well.