I read somewhere that back when they were trying to make GO into a movie, Johnny Depp was tentatively cast as Crowley. In a perfect world...

But about this secret, I don't think that Rob Pattinson has the charisma to pull off everyone's favourite flash bastard with a vintage Bentley. He's not nearly slick or smarmy enough; his sense of humour is much more self-deprecating. I just don't think he'd be a very good fit. But I do agree that he doesn't get enough credit.

Also, your s!b is the best thing ever.