... not going to lie, if I had the ability to do the same to the bullies who ganged up on me and beat me up and spread nasty rumors about me and made me experience living hell for two years in middle school, you bet your sweet candy ass I'd be trolling them so fucking hard right about now

But knowing that some of them live awful, miserable lives compared to my own makes me feel pretty fucking awesome about myself

I think the best one of all was that the girl who kicked me down a flight of stairs at school because I had the AUDACITY to turn my back to her ended up slipping on some stairs herself and fractured her pelvis. I had barely escaped that fate myself because there were other people on the stairs who cushioned my fall.