I was born into a weird ass family. We moved. We moved again. Annnd again. My father's car broke. Parents divorced. I got lots of stickers in school. I also punched people in the face. I read books. I have to teach my family how to use things. I can put tables together. My mother used to bribe me with cookies to get me off the swings. I got a hamster. It died. Now I have a dog. I have a Scottish heritage. Bald people are funny.

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