Considering I don't have an ex and that the only time I got blindingly drunk, I ended up falling asleep, yeah, I am a TOTAL retard when it comes to drinking. :P

Oh, and then there's the fact that I met my current boyfriend at a con, both of us were stumbling drunk, and we DIDN'T end up in the sack. We talked for 4 hours instead!! :P That must have broken your tiny little brain!!! Not everyone who gets falling down drunk sleeps with the nearest penis or vagina!! :D