I have to date witnessed (by which I mean saw posted or was linked to, no copypasta without source) the following, boiled down to their distilled stupid:

A. DIRK ISN'T A REAL HOMOSEXUAL, YOU JUST TACKED THAT ON HUSSIE!

B. WHY DID YOU MAKE THE ONLY GAY HUMAN A FUCKING PONYFAG, THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT

C. WAIT, SO NOW HE'S BI? (After the shades bit came to light) GODDAMNIT YOU COULDN'T HAVE A REAL HOMOSEXUAL COULD YOU?

Capped for the screaming rage of social justice.