I AM SO JEALOUS. I love my mom, and she's into sci-fi and fantasy and so I've always wanted to share the squee with her, but instead of squeeing with me she feels the need to remind me that "it isn't real" if she thinks I'm getting TOO into it (... no really, mom, thanks) and not-so-secretly think I'm a pervert for reading (mostly slash) fanfic.

Like me reading dirty fanfic is ANY worse than her reading those "woman-travels-back-in-time-to-bone-beefy-Scottish-guy-in-kilt" books. Uh-huh, no. :P