1. DIV from Penny Arcade's not too bad, but then he's shown up like five times in ten years or so and managed to be decently funny. All the rest of them can suck it.

23, a lot of shippers straight up admit that they're only doing it to piss off "canon nazis" and so forth. I like to think a lot of them are getting off on the fact that they've created something wrong and terrible instead of the pairing itself.