I can't find it and I've stopped listening now so it isn't relevant, but for a couple of years I kept meaning to post this secret I'd made. It went something like:

Football fandom is my life at the moment but I'd give it up completely for one fic about this stupid podcast [The Guardian's Football Weekly].
B!S: I ship James/Paolo/Rafa!

And I would have done. I loved that stupid podcast.