You know what the problem with using words like "everyone," "always," and "never" is? It usually makes you wrong.

You're as big an asshole as you think everyone else to be, dude. You've just made a huge assumption about every single person who has posted in this thread based on a flimsy generality (by the way, I remember the secret that you appear to be referencing, and a good half of the people who responded to it were defending smokers. But I guess none of them could possibly have been present last night, eh?).