16. You come off as incredibly self-righteous and self-absorbed. I mean, it's great to enjoy the outdoors and do volunteer work to help other people, but it's another thing entirely to go around bragging about it, as it reflects that your true motives for doing such things are not to better other people's lives, but to instead make you feel better about yourself and make you able to lord your "good nature" over others, like you're doing in this secret.

Some people are happy doing fandom stuff instead of meeting your standards of normalcy. Is that really so terrible? And if you feel the need to brag about your healthy lifestyle to other people, perhaps the person whose sense of fulfillment you need to reflect on is yourself.

...Unless you're a troll. :X