'Dating but not realising it', 'pretending to be dating', 'High-school-after-work-job-at-a-bakery-AU' and 'the two characters have a ridiculous misunderstanding that could easily be cleared up if they had a 5 minute conversation but instead character B decides character A hates them and runs away from home and for some reason becomes homeless even though they are perfectly capable of living by themselves and character A finds them again years later and rehabilitates them into society and maybe apologises for something they didn't even do in the first place' - ALL IN THE SAME FIC PLEASE. (I'm sorry. But not really, because these are all legitimate fic tropes I love)