I'd be everyone's friend. Even those guys who are total assholes (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) because I'd be like, "They are friendly one on one. It is just when they get into groups that they become assholes." And I would bake people banana bread and cookies. And if you ever came to my house uninvited I would be so fucking pissed, I would not be your friend for like a week. Because I need my alone time too and don't come to my apartment uninvited you inconsiderate ass.