Every last shred of your self-respect has already been destroyed as this secret proves.

I doubt very much you could do more to this person than you've already done to yourself. I'm also sure 99.9% of your f-list is having a 'holy shit, what a nut' moment behind your back every time you post about this. Maybe it's just outright filtered mocking, because if none of them have given you a gentle talkdown yet, they sure as hell aren't your friends.

Try not to stroke out or bust a blood vessel before you're twenty-five, 'kay?