13. You do mean "beta," right? You kind of need one. At the very least, you need to use your goddamn spellcheck. If you can't even be bothered to do that much, please stop writing. If that's how many errors you make on a tiny fandom secret, I imagine your fics must be completely illegible.

26. Wow, you're a scary cunt. Turn off the computer and go outside once in a while.