"...aw, jeez, Larry. Look, we've been through this before-- I'm just not a passenger."
"Well, you might like it if you tried it, ya know. You could just kinda take it easy and let me do the work for once?"
"I dunno...I really don't think it's for me."
"You won't even try it? For me?"
"...can we talk about this later?"
"Oh, it's always 'later' with you, isn't it? Are you really so insecure in your mannequinhood that you can't even let me drive one time?"
"Larry, I really don't need this today."
"Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something. That cute guy in the front window of Macy's modeling the new fall fashions? He made a pass at me the other day! I do not need you, Vincent!"
27 and then I swear I'll shut up
"Shoot."
"...you ever gonna let me drive?"
"...aw, jeez, Larry. Look, we've been through this before-- I'm just not a passenger."
"Well, you might like it if you tried it, ya know. You could just kinda take it easy and let me do the work for once?"
"I dunno...I really don't think it's for me."
"You won't even try it? For me?"
"...can we talk about this later?"
"Oh, it's always 'later' with you, isn't it? Are you really so insecure in your mannequinhood that you can't even let me drive one time?"
"Larry, I really don't need this today."
"Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something. That cute guy in the front window of Macy's modeling the new fall fashions? He made a pass at me the other day! I do not need you, Vincent!"
(Oh god I am officially going to hell.)