16. While I like both het and gay guy stuff, I totally agree with you on the rape point. That stuff is sooo not sexy. Double flaccidity if it's with a little kid, barfff. >_o

19. I laugh at bulges and ass floss too. More so the bulges though. 8D

26. Nothing wrong with wanting an attractive partner. I don't think I'd really want to date someone I didn't find physically attractive in some way, but if their personality is shit then it doesn't matter how hot they are. I'm sure there's more to your relationship than you're both letting on, but then that stuff probably isn't lol worthy.