#6: For God's sake, call the police or say something to an adult you can trust about that. Beating your kids is illegal, in case you didn't know.

If you just made that up to get attention, which is entirely possible, please disregard the above. Also, go eat a bag of dicks and do some research on the boy who cried "wolf."

#41: Just because you can't get laid, don't assume the rest of us are as sad and lonely as you are.

Also, my boyfriend loves to read my slash fics. He thinks they're hot. ♥