I admit, when I first saw the card suits on this secret and hadn't read the note at the bottom I REALLY thought you actually shipped...card suits. And I lol'd.

And then I thought what suits I would ship. I think Spades and Clubs would be my OTP?

And now my friend and I are discussing what the suits would be like character-wise.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Clubs and Hearts would be so fluffy. :| Diamond seems like such a skanky bastard.