4. You goddamn kids! Those of us who have had to teach classes think it is unforgivably rude when you do this. We are not stupid and we know you're not taking notes back there.

What's worse, though, is the unfairness of it all, because we have to wait to get back to our offices after class to read up on our fanfic. :P

6. That pairing doesn't make sense at all, but I want to see that doujinshi anyway.