If your trying to sucker me into some weird devil's advocate argument about Hiram it's not going to work. I just feel we can observe the mans flaws without bringing unrelated racial features into it. Your like one of those people who has to emphasize the presidents middle name every time you speak ill of him.

Have you ever actually been to Desert Bluffs? You probably just decided it must suck just because their sports teams won a few times against our boys.

I actually have to go their for business. And you know what? It's delightful! There's tiny people there but they don't open fire on you if you stand still too long in the street or otherwise look vulnerable. They actually are very polite and great with directions.

And yet there's still plenty of blood around when you need it. More so then Night Vale, to be honest. Strexcorp's really done a great job there and it's wonderful that they are coming here. Maybe you can say that we are indeed better then Desert Bluffs soon, there's going to be some good changes around here.