Look, you people need to seriously get together with me, so we can start a group for it and post Chemistry fanfiction!!! I ship NaCl, H2O as a threesome, and HCl for the lolz. We could discuss characterization! Ionic bonding! Valance electrons!!!

I don't think you guys should be shy at all about this. I think that you guys are awesomely creative and smart. Double points if you know solubility rules ;)