No no, I get that! I just guess we have slightly different tastes in fic, that's all. Or rather, we're looking at the same story ideas from different angles :)
Like I said at the beginning, this is an actual story idea that sounds both entertaining and IC. I haven't read too much post-series mangafic - I mostly quit the fandom a bit after the manga and Brotherhood ended, around when being a 2003 anime fan was kind of considered lowly and evil.