9. I could never fuck a genuinely stupid man. Sorry, Larry.

10. EPIC PICTURE. SERIOUSLY EPIC.

17. VII as I know it ended with the original game, but I (obviously) do find myself caring about the spinoffs. Well, not so much caring as having something to bitch about, but man that's some tough shit for the idiot Comp. fangirls who won't play it, because they're missing something great.