I also think that Crawford would simultaneously be the best and worst daddy ever. 'Cause on one hand, nothing bad would ever happen to you since he'd always know what was coming and warn you against it. On the other hand, you'd be sitting at the dinner table and he'd go "No." and you'd be like, "WTF?", and then a second later the phone would ring and it'd be your best friend, wanting to know if you can go out to a concert that weekend.