I'm sure there's a Gaston!Rape fic out there SOMEWHERE (or something. The guy has way more fans than I guessed, but I don't like him), and I know gen-fic and fluff-fic survive on FF.Net, but...NO B/B SMUT. At all! It's seriously not fair. Everyone's so worried about being considered a furry if they write it that NO ONE HAS. Uuugh, it'd be so cuuuute.