Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Transformers (Bay Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sideswipe (Transformers), Sunstreaker (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Maggie Madsen
Additional Tags: Humor, Holoforms (Transformers)
Series: Part 1 of The Twins
Summary:
Sideswipe was an idiot and got injured while on guard duty. Upon his return to the Autobots' base, Sunstreaker is nowhere to be seen and is not even speaking to his twin. So which brother just had the more embarrassing week?
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tfmicroevents Lambo Twins Weekend 2026 on Tumblr, with the theme of 'Grounded'. Follows an older fic of mine, BANANAQUIT, but it's not necessary to have read that one first.
On one occasion, while the crowd was pressing in on Him to hear the word of God, [Jesus] … sat down and taught the people from [Simon Peter’s] boat. And when He had finished speaking, He said to Simon, “Put out into the deep and let down your nets for a catch.” And Simon answered, “Master, we toiled all night and took nothing! But at Your word I will let down the nets.” And when they had done this, they enclosed a large number of fish, and their nets were breaking. … But when Simon Peter saw it, he fell down at Jesus’ knees, saying, “Depart from me, for I am a sinful man, O Lord.” … And Jesus said to Simon, “Do not be afraid; from now on you will be catching men.” And when they had brought their boats to land, they left everything and followed Him. (Luke 5:1a, 3b-6, 8, 10b-11)
I wonder how Peter felt, kneeling in front of Jesus on that boat. He must have been waist deep in flopping fish! Just a little earlier he had been treating Jesus like someone who didn’t know what He was talking about. And now he realizes … what? Well, that Jesus understands fish?
More important, Jesus understands people. He knows that Peter is weak and sinful. And yet, He still calls him to help bring others to the kingdom of God. Jesus calls us too, in spite of our sins and weakness. He will use us to tell others about the One who loves us all so much He died and rose to save us and to make us His own.
WE PRAY: Lord, You know I am weak. Please use me anyway. Amen.
thoughtfulOh, Jess is up! I summoned them with my thoughts. I'm a goddamned Jedi.
My mouth is still a little swollen, but has gone down quite a bit. There's barely any swelling in my lip, and just a bit of a swollen area in my gum. I think in another day or so, it'll be gone.
Went to my company holiday outing last night. It was fun, but so goddamn loud. We went to Miss Toya's Creole House which was pretty good? Not like OMG awesome, but not bad. I started out with fried deviled eggs with crabmeat which were very tasty. I ate three, and probably could have called that my meal. But no, I had two crabcakes with cheesy grits and spinach coming. Most of that is currently residing in my refrigerator. The grits were excellent, the spinach was good, the crabcakes were a little overspiced. I love me some Old Bay, but damn. But overall, it was just a smallish room and nearly 30 people, and no sound deadening material. My boss, A, and I were both going "I am way too old for this." Still, it was nice to see people. I, being fat and a lefty claimed my seat immediately, and just as fas the two top bosses claimed seats on either side of me. I talked to them off an on all night, which was nice, since I get along well with both of them. But definitely had a "My milkshake brings all the managers to the yard" vibe.
Today, I will finish prepping for our 12pm game and then we shall see. Our local farm store has a jam tasting today at 11, so I'm wondering if I could sneak over there, buy some jam and then come back. I may try it.
Then, at 4, the dogsitter comes over to meet Yoda. Fingers crossed for a smooth introduction. If all goes well, I'm going to have her start coming a couple of times a week to walk him, so he'll continue to consider her a friend.
On Thursday, I discovered an exciting thing. Sometimes, Costco has Dungeness crabs! I got two big packs and we're going to have a crab feast this evening. I'm looking forward to it! They might not be as good as the stuff we had overnighted from Alaska, but I'm sure they'll be tasty. I can't wait.
Tomorrow, we're supposed to have a game, dependent on how the DM and players are feeling. That's not til 12, so I have plans to sleep in again and take it easy. The game will finish around 3, so maybe I'll actually cook something. I'll have to look and see what we have (so many things).
The tricky part is that I'm still sore, so it can't be something I have to bite. I'm thinking about the baby back ribs, since they should cook down to fall off the bone if I do it right. Otherwise, I'll just be cutting microscopic pieces to make it easy for myself. Or maybe by tomorrow, it'll be even better and I can make steak. We'll see.
But for today, it is prep time and then we shall have game! I have many traumatizing things planned for them. Fingers crossed that everyone is up to playing. Everyone have an amazing Saturday!
[sic - perhaps the grammatical error is to show the writer is not an AI]
"The Secret Tool AI Uses to Seduce You: Explained," by Taya Graham and Stephen Janis
I use AI to get answers to simple questions and I hate when the bot addresses me personally. I hate it possibly to an irrational degree. (Even when someone else shares with me an AI convo they had, I get mad.) Do you use AI for anything and what do you think of this design choice?

DAZ Studio, Victoria 4, an image editor, APNG Assembler
animated version, stepped by ninths, 18 frames, 5.77MB, 2026 february 21
I have done a little troubleshooting and found that this bug is taking the player to the SAVE screen rather than the LOAD save screen. Any save file you attempt to load on this screen is actually being saved over rather than loaded.
happyStart of Part 3. As of this point, I had 40% of the audiobook left to go, and 1 week until it returned. So these next 2 posts will cover the final 2/5 of the book.
Light spoilers for the whole book in my annotations; comments are a free-for-all. Previous HDM-related posts on DW; see also The Reaction Posts of Dust on AO3.
Didn’t bother putting screencaps in this one. Too much of it was either “new elements introduced in the sequel trilogy” or “things that didn’t get visually adapted in the TV series.”
Onward.
( Tiny Gryphon is good-guy-coded, so her idea of “who needs to die” is presumably correct and unproblematic in every way )
Happy Black History Month everyone!
I had my Mid year review yesterday, which went fine. I had to tell my manager all the shit the higher bosses have me doing so that it would be accurate, and we bitched about the various shit that Hopkins is doing (new phone system, which may or may not do what we want. New HR platform that isn't working at all the way it's supposed to. And an upcoming total system overhaul next year.)
I could stand to bring my call quality up some, but I'm not good at hitting lines. I tend to be more focused on the patient and what they're telling me than saying their name 3 times, or saying exactly what I see on the screen as far as insurance. It's Blue Cross Blue Sheild FEP Standard PPO, but I'm probably going to say "Blue Cross Federal Standard," and that's a ding. I get caught on little things like that, because I'm talking to the patient like a human and not a robot.
One of my old bosses called my phone style "folksy," which let me tell you, I hated. Still do. I like to think of it more as warm and conversational and maybe a bit of stand up in there. I try to put the patient at ease and offer comfort or maybe a chuckle. "And are you claustrophobic?" "No." "Oooh, you're better than me!" If I can make the patient laugh, that's my goal. They're calling for what can be some seriously scary shit. It's my job to make them feel like I care about that, and by extension, so does Johns Hopkins. That we're there for their body, but also to care for them as people. I've done a lot of research to know what each test entails, so I can soothe fears and give them hope that they can get through an MRI, even though they're claustrophobic. But I probably am not going to chant their name like I'm calling for Beetlejuice.
Tonight, we have our big work party. I haven't decided what I want to eat yet. I'm kind of torn between Jambalaya and Shrimp and grits, both of which are pretty easy to eat. I just have to get through the day and I can go out with work friends and have quality time. I'll probably still be a little puffy, but I'm going to do it anyway, barring severe pain.
We're down to 76 days til Alaska. But I'm also excited about so many other things. The most recent is the news that the West End production of Much Ado About Nothing is coming over to Broadway this fall. It's got Tom Hiddleston and Hayley Atwell as Benedict and Beatrice, and I cannot wait for tickets to go on sale. We've already got a party of four, we'll see how many end up going as I may ask a few more people if they're interested. We won't be able to rent the party bus, but it'll be good anyway. I'm on the list to be notified when we have updated information, since right now the word is "Fall," and I'm going to need them to firm that up a bit. We've got CONfab this fall, so we'll have to push it a little out from that. It's listed for a 10 week run, so I'm assuming like Sept-early November. That way they're maximizing the people who will want to stay over night and can't afford NYC in Christmas prices.
I'll probably aim for early-mid September if that's the case. CONFab is at the end of October, so that gives us a little time between. Of course, early in October will be New York Comic Con, which one of our people goes to, so I'll be watching for that as well.
This makes four plays in less than a year. Who am I turning into? We saw Phantom in Baltimore, now we're doing three in NYC: Lost Boys the Musical, The Rocky Horror Show, and now Much Ado About Nothing.
I guess I'm evolving? I don't even like NYC! It's too crowded. Though I'm excited to spend money in Mamdani's city. I want him to be able to afford to enact all the good socialist plans he has.
Okay, time to go forth and consider the day. Everyone have a most excellent Friday!
The Spirit immediately drove [Jesus] out into the wilderness. And He was in the wilderness 40 days, being tempted by Satan. And He was with the wild animals, and the angels were ministering to Him. (Mark 1:12-13)
Let’s follow Jesus out into the wilderness. What do you see, as you look around?
Well, the Holy Spirit Himself has sent Jesus out there. So there’s God. Satan’s there, too, trying to tempt Jesus. There are good angels as well, although it’s not super clear what exactly they’re doing. And then there are the wild animals. This is who Jesus has for company.
That’s a pretty good list of living beings, from God all the way down to the animals. But one thing’s missing. Where are the human beings?
Jesus is the human being here. He is our representative, doing on our behalf what we could never manage. He spends 40 days being tested—“Do miracles to meet Your own needs! Force God to prove His power and faithfulness to You, instead of trusting Him! Turn away from God and grab for earthly power!” And unlike us, Jesus stays faithful!
The lovely thing here is that Jesus, the Son of God, is also the Son of Man. He has become one of us, subject to the same needs and trouble—hungry, alone, tempted. And why? Because He loves us, and wants to rescue us from evil and bring us home to God. Because He loves the Father, who sent Him to save us by dying on a cross and rising from the dead, sharing that life with us.
WE PRAY: Dear Jesus, thank You for becoming like me. Help me to call on You when I’m in trouble and need You so much. Amen.
thankful