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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2017-08-10 06:41 pm

[ SECRET POST #3872 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3872 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2017-08-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)

"I needed a new heel on my shoe...."

(Anonymous) 2017-08-10 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we . . . oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones . . ."

(Anonymous) 2017-08-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] sadiesockmonkey 2017-08-11 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
2nd anon makes me realize I need to step up my memory game bc I was just gonna comment "So I tied an onion to my belt, as was the style at the time." which is clearly wrong and false.

But yeah, I feel you, OP. I love Abe.