fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2670 ]

It's more fun when you don't explain why.

Yeah, this is going to get porn-y really quickly, isn't it?

Dicks, vaginas and assholes are not weird things to put in (or put on) your mouth.

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Ladybugs.

Edited 2014-04-26 00:41 (UTC)

Elephant ear plant, maybe. (BAD IDEA. IT BURNS.)

Maybe wax? It comes on certain candies and I like to chew on it.

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Cat food.

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Pneumatic door closer.

Chicken feet.

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Everything. I'm constantly restless and fidgety, and this frequently takes the form of a puppy-like need to chew.

Dandelion fluff. It was horrible.

Dog treats. YUCK.

~~Dick.~~

My heel. Not my toes, my heel.

Probably a tie between a scorpion and syringes.

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that weird gummy stuff the dentist uses to take a mold of your teeth

Battries.

And I always end up with the wire for my headphones in my mouth at some point when I'm wearing them.

Headphone cords.

(I used to chew on them compulsively. Very glad I stopped, because it's frustrating having to constantly replace them...)

a lizard

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oh wait

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Live meal worm, I guess?

Windex. (Window cleaner.) Don't do that.

Also occasionally, cables.

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An actual pair of scissors.

Charcoal from our fireplace (not the poisonous stuff you get for BBQ).

Seeing everyone else's replies, my habit when I was 11-12-13 of chewing plastic and matchsticks (plain ones for craft, not the type for lighting on fire) seems rather ordinary. Though maybe the fact that I chewed the matchsticks until they were soft pulp and swallowed that is a bit odd.

Napkins and crayons. And a flower once.