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It's so hard to choose! Tis why I'm greedy with all the MCU peoples, 'cause I don't think there is a single one that I would kick out of bed. Some of them I'd want in pairs too because if I got them all I would go to town with it.

SHE'S ALMOST 30?! Holy fuck what fountain of youth has she been drinking out of? I want it. And yes to Allison and Lydia, Derek last just in case.

Right? How is almost every single person in the MCU so awesome and gorgeous? I don't get it; it's confusing. The MCU is a wealth of booty.

Some of them I'd want in pairs too because if I got them all I would go to town with it.

*snort* Any off the top of your head? (Other than Steve and Bucky, and Thor and Loki.)

I think I would pick...Sif and Melinda May, and Natasha and Sam.

Or Thor and pretty much anyone. Thor+Sif and the warriors three would be hot...

lmao, Crystal looks SO young and I was dumbfounded the first time I found out her age. She's older than Hoechlin (by several years)! It fucks with my head. (However, I am also frequently told I look like a teenager, so I kind of understand it.)

They are so good-looking it makes me angry. How dare they?

*clears throat*

You've def got two of my top pairs(probably my top two lets be honest), but others would be: Tony+Pepper, Natasha+Clint, Fitz+Simmons, Simmons+Tripp, Thor+Jane, Thor+Jane+Loki(it would work somehow), Sif+Fandral, Sif+Jane, Hogun+Fandral, that's all I've got off the top of my head, if it was rl I'd probably make a chart or a spead-sheet. ~~Putting waaaaaay too much though into this, lol~~.

Anyone+Thor would be hot, lets be real.

Yeah I can't believe she's older than me, it kind of blows my mind a bit. Oh gaaaawd how old is Hoechlin? Because I need to know if I'm creeping on a younger dude.(I get that a lot too but I know it's my clothing choices and mostly lack of make-up that does it.)

How dare Marvel give us so much masturbatory material?! How dare they!

You've def got two of my top pairs(probably my top two lets be honest)

Haha, I knew I had. We're easy. I love every single one of these pairings. Tony+Pepper is a personal favorite of mine but man, Fitz+Simmons would be fun. (As would Thor+Jane+Loki. I'm pretty sure Thor and Loki would be trying to one up each other in bed.) Mmm, Sif and Fandral... Oh! And Steve+Coulson+Bucky. I want to help make Coulson's dreams come true.

~~We both have, clearly, as this is not just a one line comment we made and moved on from. ...Oops?~~

It would, yes.

Hoech is 26, going to be 27 in September. I just...can't process it. He's a great looking guy and he certainly doesn't look old or anything, but...I thought he was at least nearing 30. When he has facial hair he looks much more mature. (The clothing and make-up might not help, tbh. I wear makeup, and no matter what clothing I still get it.)

I know right? It's so rude of them.

I am easy to predict, it's true. Tony+Pepper are my cuties and I love them and I've been really warming to Fitz+Simmons over the course of AoS(I also don't mind if they keep it platonic in canon either, I just love em).

As would Thor+Jane+Loki. I'm pretty sure Thor and Loki would be trying to one up each other in bed.

Haaaaaa, and welcome to why I ship it. I am shallow. Tbh any Asgardian+any Asgardian is bound to be hot 'cause they're all fine there. It must be in the food, I need Asgardian food(also y'know the super-powers would be great too).

Haha, I just keep thinking that Coulson would like faint at first before realising that no, it's totally real. xD

~~We are just dedicated to our cause. I'm not sure what cause it is but it's a worthy one~~.

Oh good I don't feel creepy. Not that I would have felt bad if he was 24 or something but if it turned out he was like 21 or younger I would have felt a bit weird, and yeah he totally looks older with the beard, it's deceptive(not that I would advocate he got rid of it, far from it).

I feel like Pepper would dominate Tony in the bedroom, and he would love it. As for Fitz and Simmons, I think they would be a bit awkward together...but ultimately sweet and would have fun. Once they got going I think they would anticipate each others needs quickly.

Nothing wrong with being a little shallow, plus you know that Thor and Loki would be crazy partners. You would never be bored! IA about Asgardians. They are indeed superior in many ways.

He would faint and Bucky would sigh and be like, "I'm not waiting. He can join later."

~~There is no worthier.~~

Yea, I would've been a little weirded out if he was about 22 too...which...well, I'm not thinking about the rest of the cast, lmao. It isn't wrong, I would just be thrown off. He should always keep the beard though; I swear the more facial hair that man has the hotter he gets.

I can only agree to all of this, and kind of awww at the idea of Fitz and Simmons being all bumbly and adorable together.

I would never enable Thor and Loki into a match of who's better at sex, never. They also all have fabulous hair and lord knows I have enough trouble making mine behave at the best of time, I needs Asgardian genetics.

Hahahaha, YES.

Yeah, it's not that it's like hugely creepy or anything but I do feel a little weird whenever I'm attracted to someone younger than me. Y'know it's true, I remember in the pilot(and early season 1) while I didn't think he was unattractive I thought he had a bit of an odd almost Edward Cullen-esque thing going on, then as the episodes went on he got more scruff and my attraction levels increased accordingly. I do have a thing for guys with scruff though so I'm not really surprised.

Fitz and Simmons having awkward sex is making me ship them more, I think.

I would never enable Thor and Loki into a match of who's better at sex, never.

They would keep calling for another round. "Best out of three!"

Seriously? I thought the same thing. Still thought he was a hundred times more appealing, but I didn't like his look as much in the first season (especially the pilot). His facial hair game wasn't as strong; maybe not his eyebrow game either. He's learned so much since then, haha.

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