[ SECRET POST #2673 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2673 ⌋

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Comments

[making_excuses]

Oil fund For the win! We don't even have to tax ourself to victory, we can just use our big piles of money and buy the support of whomever we might need...

You mean those countries that we supply oil and or electricity to? Or those countries we lent money to when they needed it? Or those we have helped out with our diplomats or peace forces? Or the fact that NATO will soon be run by the former Norwegian Prime Minister and is now run by the former Danish Prime Minister? I think we will win this one, dear.

[iceyred]

We have a resurrected George Washington. I brought him back to life just now.

Also, we have nukes. And Honey Boo-Boo. Your move.

[making_excuses]

We got Jan Egeland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-oemgzlEU

[iceyred]

Good. He can keep you all distracted while we invade and take your Nordic gods and oil. :D

[making_excuses]

Our oil is protected by our Nordic Gods, so you have to go through them first!

We got the Finns on our side, the Russians couldn't invade them, what makes you think you could?

[iceyred]

Americans know how to cook. We can tempt your Nordic gods to our side with delicious food.

Russia is weak and filled with commies. America is strong. Finland will fall.

[making_excuses]

Ah whatever, keep Thor: We have this man:

[iceyred]

.....Is your country overflowing with hot, sexy men? Are all the men like this? Is there a hot, sexy man-making machine? Is there genetic tinkering going on? Do you export?

'Cause I'm more than a little jealous.

[making_excuses]

Did I also mention he is built like a slightly shorter version of Thor:


For comparison (Heikki on the right, normal sized human being (also known as Sebs on the left)


And because I found it while looking at full body shots of Heikki, which was hard because alone he just looks like an average well trained man:


...Well he is Finnish not Norwegian. Talking about Finns:





For the sake of argument, let's say yes! And no we do not export them, you got Thor now stop complaining!

I spent more time looking for photos than I am comfortable with sharing...