[ SECRET POST #2673 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2673 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[a_potato]

Hooked up with a guy at a party.

He slapped on a condom, flopped on top of me, started grinding away. Was moaning like he loved it. "Aw yeah, you're so tight, yeeeeah." But, well, I wasn't feeling anything.

"Um." I tapped him.

"What?"

"...you're not in me."

"I'm not?"

So I reach between us to guide him in, because clearly he doesn't know what's up, and something feels odd. I push him off me, look down, and discover that, somehow, the condom has been torn to tatters. Like, bits of it are hanging off. I ask him to put on another. He does, actually slides in this time, and then can't settle on a position, moving to change it up every 30 seconds or so. Eventually, I get myself on top and hold him in place until he gets off. He then decides to yell at me for not orgasming.

It was a bad time.

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[anonymouslyyours]

I am so sorry. :(

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[diet_poison]

so cute *3*

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[a_potato]

I appreciate your sentiment, and your canine cuddles.

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[diet_poison]

Question: where was his dick, actually? I mean he was apparently feeling...something? (or was he just that drunk?)

Also, that is awful. :/

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[a_potato]

It was where thigh meets body. So, it's like...it was in the right country, but not the right town?

Re: Regrettable Encounters of the Sexual Kind

[diet_poison]

ah, makes sense. And I giggled at your analogy.