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http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1008428.html?thread=746684204#cmt746684204

This thread needs to be frozen. Pedo and child killing jokes are running wild, despite requests to stop.

You need to get some sense of humor.

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?""Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

Your erection

Here's to a lifetime of cold showers asshole.

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!

Lame

Christ, that's a literal lol you got from me there.

Thank you for stopping the thread. I honestly wasn't sure if I should ask for it to be frozen, or if I was being oversensitive.

You were.

I was finding those hilarious.

Not the right time and place. They were obviously doing it just to egg lora on.

DA

My thoughts exactly. I found the jokes funny but it was obviously not the right place and time.

Fourteen-year-old redditor spotted.

A man comes home and finds his girlfriend packing.
"Where are you going?" he asks.
"I'm leaving you," she answers.
"Leaving me? Why?"
She continues packing and says, "Because I found out today that you're a pedophile!"
"A pedophile? A pedophile?" he shouts. "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"

If you're going to try for shock humor, at least be original. What did you do, look up the last "Reddit, what's the worst joke you know?" thread?

I just googled pedophile jokes. What's your obsession with Reddit, by the way?

What does Jesus and a Slut have in common?

They both get nailed on a Good Friday.

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They are fucking jokes, you need to calm your tits. It's not like they were joking about real people or having racist or homophobic jokes. If you don't like them, don't read them. That's all.

waaaah people call me out on having a shit sense of humor

How are racist or homophobic jokes worse than pedophile jokes?

They make fun of poc and homosexual people. Pedo jokes make fun of pedophiles, who are scum and deserve all the shit they get.

What does a Jewish paedophile say?

Hello little girl, do you want to buy some candy?

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And how am I supposed to know when a something is going to be a joke when it doesn't have a subject header, and it's popping up in my dw inbox as a reply to my comment?

Like, I get "don't like, don't read", but frankly? This is not the place to be espousing those viewpoints considering that there's no way for me to know when something I don't like is in the reply I am getting.

You NEVER know when something you don't like is in the reply you'll get. That is a part of life. I'm not saying you have to tolerate it--though I hope you will learn to do so to some extent, but don't dare think that you can avoid it. You shouldn't avoid it. Face the shit you don't like head-fucking-on like an adult.

Oh fuck you, how about instead you act like a fucking adult and realize that not all jokes are appropriate in all avenues, and that people don't actually have to ~tolerate~ jokes about things that are uncomfortable, like pedophilia .

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Life is harsh enough without people DELIBERATELY adding to it. You are not doing anything to help people learn to cope, you are making your corner of the world an ugly place.

And in the meantime, you (et al) keep going out of your way to personally attack someone who has expressed their extreme discomfort with the topic, which you all keep at for the sheer thrill of getting a rise out of them.

Y'know, like an adult.