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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-05-11 03:46 pm

[ SECRET POST #2686 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2686 ⌋

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[personal profile] visp 2014-05-11 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems a little elaborate. Wouldn't it be simpler to just headcanon that he no longer has a sex drive, what with now being something beyond your average reproducing creature?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Not OP but, I think it's a funny headcanon since Illidan is such a whiny dick and yet he's beloved by the fandom.

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have no wang ... and I must brood."

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG HORNS.

little oboe.

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a reason his twin blades of Azzinoth are so big. Compensating for something
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[personal profile] thistlechaser 2014-05-12 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to WoW, where every single damned weapon and armor piece is so big and so wide that one cannot walk through a normal doorway.
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2014-05-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm a hornist and my sister is an oboist. I showed this to her. We lol'd. A+ comment.

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT

heh, good (I couldn't think of a really small wood (*snerk*) wind. Flute seems too long. (I guess recorder would have been better? Or Ocarina? I don't know enough about musical instruments!)

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the fun in that?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet he called Shadowsong flat-chested out spite and that's why she hunted him down for so long.

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... or maybe it was because he completely destroyed their civilization, stuck her with babysitting him for 10,000 years, and then killed all of Maiev's sisters?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You know she took her revenge way too far. Plus its WoW and we're talking about a guy having a tiny wang, it's not a serious discussion!

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
true, all male characters in WoW need a wheelbarrow for their crotchal abundance.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
a little twig and tiny berries

I have no idea what this fandom is or who the guy is, but I love this secret purely for this phrase.
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[personal profile] silverr 2014-05-11 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Illidan Stormrage, from Warcraft/World of Warcraft.

(And I'm chuckling as well. :p)

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it'd explain why Illidan is so emo
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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. Arthas tells him about the demonic skull and he ends up taking its powers and becoming a demon

OP

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck off its my headcanon why ruin it to tell me im wrong?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I utterly and completely LOATHE this character and his obnoxious fans so I am adopting this headcanon thx

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
your welcome

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea who the character is or anything, but I can relate. I always find it fun to make characters who are canonly supposed to be a ladies' man or sexually promiscuous, have issues in the bedroom. Things like premature ejaculation or having a small penis. It's just amusing.

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He's no ladies man, at least in canon. He fell in love with a woman who had the hots for/married his brother. Come to think of it, I think the only person who had the hots from him was Sunstrider LOL

(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
One of my fav fanfic authors writes about him. I don't play Wow, but I've read some of her stuff, wikipages and fabricated shaky mental image of him.
This secret made me think of the stuff I've read, and smile. All the naughtier portrayals of him seem to be... just about tho opposite of OP's headcanon. I guess it was just the contrast here which made me grin.
I think your headcanon is cool OP.