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... and here I mean, you're able to jump right into the other 23 squares on the kink_bingo card without a problem, but this ONE thing ... it's not that it squicky you, it's just that you just can't wrap your head around at all in order to write a fill for it.

Puppy play.

I'm gonna regret this, but what is Puppy Play?

Oh God, anon, you really are.

Puppy play is where one person pretends to be a puppy, while the other treats them like a puppy and then has sex with them.

It's just really not my thing.

...I'm just really relieved that it doesn't involve actual puppies.

why is this cute to me lol

I'm not sure why, but I have difficulty writing the standard fictional model of dominance play. I've written a few characters who could be characterized as doms or subs, but they approached it in odd ways (for instance, a character with illusion abilities who enjoys crafting fantasies for her lovers to partake in, less of a dom than a DM.)

handholding and missionary with the lights off

Missionary with the lights off is just the least romantic, least sexy thing ever.

Whenever I read a story where they turn the lights off before sex I'm like - whyyy?

handholding is a kink?

A/B/O, it is just legitimized rape and homophobia.

Writing it yourself would get around those things, you know. If it squicks you out it squicks you out, but rape and homophobia aren't requirements of the kink.

None of the ABO I've read has had rape or homophobia. It must depend on the fandom and the author.

Daddy kink. I usually agree with Your Kink Is Not My Kink but I just can't.

This is mine too. It's just so not my thing that I can't even try.

Same here.

Enemas.

I had it on a bingo card a few years ago, and had no ideas at all. I even read a few fics/sites to see if I could understand the appeal, but it was just Does Not Compute land for me.

Any of the bathroom related activities. Golden showers, scat, period play...just leave me out of it.

Bimboization. Holy shit, no thank you.

Wingfic.

I just... okay, I'm ace, so I don't actually SHARE the vast majority of kinks or think they're hot personally, but I can see why people think it's hot.

But wingfic...

Infantilism, mommy/daddy kinks, incest, pretty much anything that plays on a familial relationship.

Breast/body part expansion. Mostly because I find it too silly and unrealistic to write a story about a magical MacGuffin that makes tits get comically huge. I've seen some prompts and just lol'd.

You could always go silly and unrealistic. I've seen some great comedy stories about the subject. (What's that comic . . . I can't remember the name, but it originated that pic where a guy stares at a girl's enormous breasts and goes "Now I see that there is a God, and he is good and just.")

Any that aren't mine. I don't see why I would want to. I guess the OP's post of being able to do any doesn't apply to me...

Pegging.

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