[ SECRET POST #2689 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2689 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Stereotypes/jokes about imaginary cultures

[(Anonymous)]

I don't have hardly any at the moment, because it's been a long time since I goofed off this way, but I can tell you how we used to make up joke collections like this. One person would prompt with a line and the rest of us would come up with responses to it. Trigger warning for dark humor involving abuse, because the fandom in question was Loveless.


Someone asks Soubi "where did you get your scar?"

And Soubi responds ...

Troubling: "A stone's throw away from where I lost my ears."

Cryptic: "On the ground. In ecstasy." *nostalgic expression*

More cryptic: "A very long time ago. On my soul."

Doing nothing to convince the world that Soubi's not crazy: "Well ... I can't tell you that I deserved it, but aside from knowing Seimei, it's the best thing that ever happened to me."

Descriptive: "It's genetic."

More descriptive: "From a professional."

Calculated to provoke: Ritsuka ... do you like it? I'm sure Seimei would give you one if you asked him to.

And my personal favorite: "God made me this way."