[ SECRET POST #2690 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2690 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[My Little Pony: Equestria Girls movie]


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[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Reginald Barclay]


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[Dark Souls]


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[Call the Midwife]


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[The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim]


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[The Thing. Inception. EverymanHYBRID. Adventure Time]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #384.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Which secrets from ages past have stuck with you, for whatever reason?

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure Tar Season anon is going to be a keeper.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The Bandit-faced husky secret, but that's more for the reaction to it.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[vethica]

The one where the person pretends to be going Super Saiyan when pooping.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[dethtoll]

Gonna go with the Cloud/Tifa cosplay pregnancy secret. That's the one that brought me here.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Eridan Is A Metaphor For The Obama Administration. Vriska (Vriska) is still a meme in my social circle.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Any of the "social justice" secrets, like the whole "it's worse for asexual people to be raped" Sherlock secret from LJ, or the one where someone posted something about how they wanted to be a housewife? I think? And they got a bunch of people accusing them of being unfeminist. That one I remember specifically because they posted a quote from Margaret Cho, and it just made me looks respect for her.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[icecheetah]

That one about the clerk who writes fanfic on postit notes between serving people so they can serve the customer with an "I was just writing smut" smile.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The secret about making cupcakes in honour of Piccolo's birthday stands out to me, just because it was so damn charming. It's not wanky, but whatever.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[kallanda_lee]

I always loved the one from the person who claimed they had Monthy Python's killer rabbit as a pet.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The one where the OP found a half-finished Arthur/Merlin smut fic on their grandmother's computer, and then the one a few weeks later where the OP claimed to be a grandmother who wrote hardcore slash in a popular fandom.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[diet_poison]

the one where they said Palkia's head looks like a penis.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[diet_poison]

oh, also, this one: the person who said they had soulbonded Vriska.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[forgottenjester]

I have two.

One where the person admitted that they pretended to fight heartless when they vacuumed. (Thus pretending the vacuum was a keyblade.)

The other was about how the first pokemon game got the person into cross-dressing.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[comradesmiler]

From F!S 1981, 5/6/12

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[elaminator]

The troll one about feeding Thor like a baby bird. That was beautiful.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets-----------yeah

[(Anonymous)]

The secret by a terminally ill anon who got personalized videos from two Transformers voice actors [David Kaye and Steve Blum, I think] and wanted to live to see Christmas. I don't know what happened to them or if they made it to Christmas. Anyone know?

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[feotakahari]

Picture: a fat bearded man cosplaying as a little girl. (He kind of reminded me of Sailor Bubba.)

Caption: My therapist says that reading Kodomo no Jikan doesn't make me a bad person or a pedophile. I'm not sure I agree.

For WHATEVER reason, I have a very hard time forgetting that one.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[cloud_riven]

There was one about an artist, iirc, who said they hated photorealism and anatomy so much because they'd rather draw in a typical inconsistent manga style (you know, the kind where proportions change per panel and limbs & fingers bend at the most wonderful angles). The image used was a sketching of a girl's head from the back to showcase the skill they'd rather not use.

Would have been mostly unremarkable secret material, but because they'd used their regular photobucket to post it, folk started trawling through the account and checking out their work and kind of reamed it, calling out the artist for not even being good at what they claimed to be. So then the OP deanons and is defending their work, and people all over are jumping up and down calling it awful or defending it as the difference between photorealism and technical skill. God there was so much bitter all around, unless that's the nostalgia speaking.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

the one that said they wanted to be proposed to with a blue feather

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I will never forget the person who announced that it deeply offended her to see Sherlock Holmes shipped with anybody because Holmes was asexual. Period. And she knew this for a fact because she was Holmes.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The one about Damon Gant reminding the secret-poster of a rooster. Sadly, I have not been able to track it down.

Re: Memorable fandom secrets (mental illness and suicide tw)

[(Anonymous)]

Today I remembered a secret where someone said: "I have depression and am suicidal. I feel like the only chance I have to recover is to go to Silent Hill and literally fight my demons."

I wonder if that anon is still alive...

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[doilycoffin]

I wish I had the original thread saved because it was hilarious

Re: Memorable fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Just today I was thinking of the fairly old one about the two guys from the "Riding With Death" episode of MST3K. "I ship these turkeys and I want mellow fic!"

Then for some reason that made me think about the one about Alfred from the 60s Batman show secretly moonlighting at Starbucks because he wore a green apron.

Then I remembered how there was a rash of secrets using a pic of the guy who plays Castiel pouring milk on his face and then someone made one using that pic that just said "I never read the anime secrets."

So anyway, I was driving around grinning over old, kind of obscure fandom secrets today.