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We've had recs for basically everything else on the sun, F!S, so I feel it's time for us to share the most hilarious outpourings fandom has to offer.

To start us off, first I have Small Packages, a TOS Kirk/Spock crack fic by T Jonesy. Some may find it cringeworthy, but it is what is folks, and I dare you not to laugh in the comm conversations between Kirk and Spock. http://ksarchive.com/viewstory.php?sid=29&warning=2

And as a chaser, I give you Texts from Cephalopods by volta_arovet: http://archiveofourown.org/works/299805 (Squid/Octopus OTP!!!1)

Great topic!

Doyle's got several I love:
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sex Poodles (BtVS) It's a very ordinary summer. Xander doesn't mind so much.

Should Be a Punch Line (AtS) A vampire, a werewolf and an ex-god walk into a bar...

Just Between Us (AbFab) Patsy has a problem. Saffy has a secret.

Minim Calibra's My Big Fake Gay Wedding" (Apartment 23) June tricks Chloe.

Castiron's Gamol-lèac (Beowulf/Old Spice Guy) After Beowulf's death, the men of Geatland meet a strange and powerful warrior.

lovelyzelda's a Mind of Its Own (Good Omens) Azriphale's discovering some ... rather odd feelings in his struggles with Crowley.

Edited 2014-05-17 00:30 (UTC)

A Problem of Asymmetry: http://archiveofourown.org/works/250946

Death the Kid attempts to lose his virginity. It doesn't go as planned

Gangráðr, Faðmbyggvir Friggjar: http://archiveofourown.org/works/455600

Jane doesn't know anything about Asgardian wedding ceremonies, so when Thor tells her of the trial Frigga wishes her to take before the wedding, well...

There are a lot of trollfics/badfics, but I'm assuming your'e just going for straight-up humor, so have these well-written but humorous fics:

Nudist Denouncing a Spoon While Evolving - near-perfect conventions, grammar, and syntax, but utter gibberish. YGO. Completely hilarious.

Two one-shots from Homestuck, both involving John/Rose:

John and Rose: Be Diplomats

Red Velvet, Black Velvet

Additionally, the Stabdads series for Homestuck on Ao3 is generally pretty adorable and amusing.

Edited 2014-05-16 23:44 (UTC)

The Secret Diary of Lucifer (Supernatural)

I nope'd out of the fandom around s7, but I still love this fic.

Hug Therapy (MCU)

Loki/Thor with a side of smut, so I'd suggest skipping this one if that's not your thing. I have to admit that always find myself skipping the smutty parts myself, but I like everything else. Everything else is X-Men vs. The Avengers charity softball games and talks about the dangers of non-consensual hugging and I like that.

Seconding Hug Theraphy! It's awesome.

Definitely Rei: A New Kind of Princess of A:TLA fandom.

Also, if works based on bad fanfic count, then Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

Also also, I will forever regret not having the link/saving a particularly terrible Zutara fic in which post-coital Katara was described as being pounded into "water tribe mush".

For some reason, I really like stories where characters are forced to communicate in...weird ways. The funniest stories I remember are like that, although there are some exceptions. I can only think of a few right now.

Teen Wolf:

Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/696371

Derek's hit with a curse that makes him communicate only through song lyrics:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/563343

Star Trek:

The Universal Translator messes up, a lot:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/332859

And this one from the Avengers, that is endlessly hilarious:

Loki competes on Project Runway, Thor is really supportive, and everyone else thinks he's trying to take over the world again (somehow):
http://archiveofourown.org/works/577749

"Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?"

The author deleted her fics off the net but there's a PDF of them and this fic is one of my all-time faves. IT is HILARIOUS, and if ever there was a Draco-in-Pleather-Pants(or jeans, actually) done right it's this.

The Revelation of St. Ichabodelicious
A near biblical retelling of the first season of Sleepy Hollow, featuring occasional work emails between the Headless Horseman and Moloch, and some nods to the fandom. Seriously one of the most hilarious pieces I've ever read.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9792832/1/The-Revelation-of-St-Ichabodelicious

Curse of the Brothers Winchester
Sam and Dean get transported to the Black Pearl. Pretty funny.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5331885/1/Curse-of-the-Brothers-Winchester

Sam and Dean
Advised: Sing the words of this fic to ABBA's Dancing Queen
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5024960/1/Sam-and-Dean

Ko-herence by Fayth

http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=11193

The Doctor (10) gets an alien version of the flu and hilarity ensues.

http://chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com/2011/10/16/

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