[ SECRET POST #2692 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2692 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #385.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I am not looking forward to when the summer heat finally hits.

Because I really hate how I look in summer clothes and it's harder to hide how ridiculously large my boobs are.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[bigpaw]

Ugh yes, so not a fan of summer fashion :( I just want my oversized coats and cute winter boots!

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[darkmanifest]

I try to find loose shirts of a thin, light material for summer to deal with both the heat and the giant boobs, usually men's cotton or linen summer shirts. Fuck everything about women's shirts, not all of us are a C-cup with tiny arms.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The tiny arms thing drives me CRAZY. I'm a size XS/S in shirts and I am not by any means overweight, yet I have encountered SO MANY shirts where the rest of it fits fine but the sleeves are tight. What even gives?

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[darkmanifest]

Because real women have the proportions of your standard video game character, obvs.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, fuck those tiny arms and narrow shoulders, and also those tiny pockets everyone around here seems to want to sew on every shirt; I do not need bonus chest attention to go with my squeezed-off tourniquet arms.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[darkmanifest]

Tiny pockets on your shirt to match the tiny pockets on your pants. This is what drives women to drink.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[diet_poison]

I love summer fashion because it's so much easier to accessorize. :3

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

argh, anon, are you me? Did I travel an hour into the past to post this secret, just so that I wouldn't feel so alone?

Every summer is a battle between "crippling self-consciousness" and "so hot I am going to pass out." The giant boobs are just the worst part.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck worrying about that, OP. Your boobs are your boobs, and you shouldn't be made to feel ashamed of them. Wear what's comfortable to you and have a good summer.

PS: You know all the 'minimising' tricks right? V-necks, darker colours up top, small patterns up top, bright colours/ big patterns on your pants/skirts to draw the eye away from your boobs, dresses with patterns that draw the eye downwards, long scarves or jackets that give your torso a slimming line... just incase you were interested.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

That's fair, and I'm not the OP, but. . .

I have really big boobs. REALLY BIG. like permanent backache, actual bra size used in jokes about grotesque surgical disasters, would get a reduction in ten seconds if I had the money big. I am all for loving my body in theory, but in practice, positivity and slimming lines only go so far. sometimes it's nice just to be able to complain a little.

Re: Non-fandom secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I have large boobs and i feel good about them.