[ SECRET POST #2693 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2693 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - blank image ].
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Comments

Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Listen you shit huffer. IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE THIS WAY. Gwen Stacy fucking dies. That's her thing. She's an amazing part of Peter Parker's life, then SHE DIES. It is the second most important defining moment of his life.

Uncle Ben dies, Gwen Stacy dies. That's basically every iteration of spider-man ever except the ones that make it a point to mention they are alternate universes. Movies, comics, cartoons, don't matter. Uncle Ben dies, Gwen Stacy dies.

Just because you've managed to miss something most people find out by cultural osmosis doesn't mean the rest of us have to tip toe around your stunning ignorance.

Re: Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[(Anonymous)]

As someone who didn't even know Gwen existence before ASM and who was spoiled of her death in the cinema 5 minutes before ASM2 started, fuck you all.

I don't even know why I brother watching any of these movies anymore, since you all "superior" old time fans enjoy being killjoys more than anything else.
And cultural osmosis my ass, believe it or no, there's more entrainment culture out there and not everyone has been obsessed/has friends obsessed with superheroes.

Re: Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[insanenoodlyguy]

"Superior" Spider-man is actually it's own, seperate thing oh man you are so dumb!

But lets put aside your inability to read covers, since that's obviously a thing you can't do. I'm sure no newspaper or review of the movie ever posted this:


Though no doubt it was everywhere else since, you know, PEOPLE TOLD YOU IN THE THEATER SINCE THEY DIDN'T THINK 1973 WAS SO SOON AGO THAT YOU COULDN'T MENTION THIS.

Re: Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[(Anonymous)]

you people make me laugh

they're fucking COMIC BOOKS. not everyone reads comics! not everyone has read them or visited the wikipedia page! so, yes, there are a LOT of people who will have no idea that gwen stacy dies!

jesus christ, you fucking morons invest so much of your own self-worth in the fact that you can remember details from a work of fiction.

GOOD JOB, WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR.

Re: Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[insanenoodlyguy]

A gold star! Well! Now you've gotten my ire sir. Clearly REVENGE is in order!

Let me ruin a few more experiences for you!

Rosebud was a sled.

Spike dies at the end of cowboy bebop.

Darth Vader is in fact Luke Skywalkers father.

In the sixth sense Bruce Willis is already dead and a ghost the kid can see.

Oh and, by the way. Jesus comes back in that "bible" thing you may have heard about.

Re: Take a long hard suck of my hairy stinky cock.

[(Anonymous)]

*DA from the one your smacking down*

Don't forget 'Snape kills Dumbledore!' :-)