[ SECRET POST #2695 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2695 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

He actually wouldn't have had long hair, though. Jury's still out on whether or not He had the full Rabbinical beard thing going however.... this has been your Random Fact From Biblical Times etc. etc.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[kaijinscendre]

So, maybe.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Protip: He also would not have been white. Years and years ago, there was a magazine article where they had a forensic anthropologist re-construct the face of a typical male dwelling in first-century Palestine. Looked NOTHING like the religious icons, yo.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

He'd have looked like a dirty white. Obviously not black, Jesus wasn't black, he'd look more like Osama Bin Laden than anything else.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

0/10 reaching waaaaay too hard there dude

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

actually many biblical scholars believe he was an Ethiopian, so fuck you.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[kaijinscendre]

Still a maybe. I don't care if he was white, I care if he is hot. Which (for me at least) has more to do with facial structure.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Now I want to see if I can find that picture LOL.

Re: Would you bang Jesus?

[kallanda_lee]

I have the same thing about facial structures.