[ SECRET POST #2696 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2696 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #385.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/h3Nwmdi.jpg

[loracarol]

I haven't actually seen any Star Trek, but that pun... Glorious.

There's also a "Make it so" joke in there somewhere.

[(Anonymous)]

[loracarol]

This is great. |D

[(Anonymous)]

Time well spent, OP, time well spent.

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, flaccid size doesn't necessarily correlate to erect size, so unless he was saluting a superior officer while on duty, you might not get any hard data.

Tasha Yar got some hard data, though, so you could ask her.

[(Anonymous)]

I love both the secret and this comment.

[(Anonymous)]

This comment made me spit soup all over my screen. A+

[(Anonymous)]

I always wondered how that worked. Is it hydraulics, you figure, or some sort of purely electronic erectile mechanism?

[(Anonymous)]

All we know is that he's fully functional AND programmed in multiple techniques!

[(Anonymous)]

This is a magnificent comment and you should feel good.

[(Anonymous)]

I just choked on my coffee.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything just now. LOL

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I love this secret.

[pockysquirrel]

And I love your icon.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope this is true. Go Picard go!

[pockysquirrel]

Now you've got me wanting to rewatch Captain's Holiday. He rocks a space speedo in that one. It's a really ugly space speedo, but nonetheless...hello, nurse!

[purpleseas]

Oh, it's true. He did a movie called Safe House (1998, not the more recent one), and there's a scene where he's drying off after a shower and hears a noise or something. He has his back to the camera and turns around and it's very quick, but you can see it swinging. Big fat one. You can also kind of see it in the TNG movie where he wears that old naval uniform with the white pants.

[intrigueing]

I love you OP. So much. Being able to think about this while watching TNG has actually enriched my life. <3

[(Anonymous)]

Everything here = love

[(Anonymous)]

He's not really a Hollywood actor though. I have seen him close up on stage with very little on, but I can't say I noticed. He is very short and slight.

I always find this marrying women over 30 years younger just a bit disappointing, and it's his fourth wife, the younger model thing. I don't know, just seems a shame. He is a nice man though, from what I've heard from those who have worked with him.

[(Anonymous)]

All the gossip I have ever read or heard indicates that it is, indeed, Sir Patrick who is most blessed. Great secret, OP.