[ SECRET POST #2696 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2696 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #385.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - not!secrets ]

NS

[(Anonymous)]

If that's Benedict Cumberbatch, I've heard (from people who saw him naked in Frankenstein play) that there's a good reason for the lack of bulge. Sorry, fangirls...

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

It does, and geez. Why does it matter?

I'd take a clever mouth and fingers over a big meatstick any day.

Re: NS

[kallanda_lee]

I like meatsticks, but damn, it's not like that would be something to cause me not to fangirl over someone.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

+1. The part of the body most likely to please me is not located below the belly button.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

It matters because not everyone is you.

I hate oral sex and I vastly prefer riding a cock to getting fingered.

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[comma_chameleon]

Considering the majority of women don't orgasm from penetration (alone, if at all), I'd rather have someone who knew what they were doing with all parts of their body rather than a guy with a big dick who doesn't even know what or where a woman's clitoris is.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

I do have a (slightly) above-average dick, and even given that, my hands are the ones getting the five-star reviews. (Anyone else think Yelp is getting overly personal lately?)

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

I'd rather have both. ;) Ironically, of the men I've been with, the one who was most attentive to pleasing me also happened to have been hung like a horse. He was a great kisser too.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

That's great for you, and all, but some of us actually enjoy penetration quite a bit and prefer it to other things (even when those other things are done well).

What is it with you people thinking that your experience = everyone's?

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[comma_chameleon]

Wow. Someone's cranky. Did I say "NO ONE ENJOYS PENETRATION, EVERYONE SHOULD ENJOY SMALL DICKS!"? No.

I said the majority of women don't orgasm from penetration alone. This is fact. Not that penetration isn't fun, or that women should only care about everything BUT penetration.

And my last sentence was merely a personal preference. I wasn't tell ANYONE ELSE what to enjoy or how to get off.

Breathe.

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[sarillia]

Is there a part of Frankenstein I'm forgetting about where the creature gets an erection? Because you can't tell much about the size of a dick when it's soft. Some people are growers.

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[kallanda_lee]

This is a very good point.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he's a grower not a show-er. Giving that he put it all out there it seems likely.

Re: NS

[(Anonymous)]

Most guys are.

I have an ex who was a little over six inches erect (which is a perfect size for me), but who was only about an inch when soft.

[solticisekf]

Today's secrets are strangely focused on badges and dongles?.. or some other term.
Anyway, maybe he's a grower and not a shower.)

[otakugal15]

He has no bum either. Meh.

[(Anonymous)]

Right? I noticed that too. It's as flat as a pancake.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, they don't have badonkadonks in England.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought that, too. No-ass-at-all.

[seventh_seal]

I ... am stunned that people are defending Cucumberpatch's lack of package as if it actually had any significance for them. He's not actually gonna sleep with you, ladies.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a scientific matter that deserves to be fiercely debated.

[(Anonymous)]

1. that's the opposite of a "nice bum," that there is pretty much the definition of a longback

2. dicks are squishy, and those trunks are tight– likely intentionally tight and minimizing, you can't tell anything about someone's size in shorts like those anymore than you could tell a woman's breast size if she was wrapped in tight bandages