[ SECRET POST #2697 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2697 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fringe]


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[Tales of series]


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[Revenge]


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[Starsky & Hutch]


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[Once Upon a Time]


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[Rozen Maiden]


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[Beyoncé]


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Comments

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

I have, but I got my ass kicked so damn badly. All those bits of badass advice you'll read on the internet are worthless. All I learned is that if you think you are a badass, you probably aren't. The real badass fighters are the guys that can barely distinguish between knocking back beers and knocking out punks, they don't care either way. Both are a great way to kill time in the afternoon. You can slug them, try a fancy move, use pressure points (hah, oh god they are worthless), but none of them will work because those guys are inured to pain. Frankly even feeling pain is just a way of killing time to those guys.

If you want to be a badass, don't waste time learning krav maga or whatever, learn how to be so bored that you don't care what has happened to you and so dulled to the world that killing time is all that matters. Or better yet, don't try to be an edgy badass, I wish I hadn't.

Re: internet badass only

[insanenoodlyguy]

No if you actually learn Krav Maga successfully your going to be pretty badass. In a train for years kind of learn way.

In my experience pressure points have some legit applications, but you gotta hit justtttt right and 99% of the time with a real moving target you wont so unless it's something like "punch in the throat" odds are good you'll get your ass kicked trying to find it.

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

Krav Maga is Hebrew for "How to punch Palestinian Grandmothers in the Face". Useless in any other circumstances though.

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

I used a pressure point technique in a legit fight at a party once. Guy had me pinned by the shoulders, so I could move my arms but couldn't get any leverage; you see it in MMA sometimes. So I dug my thumb real hard into the spot at the neck-shoulder junction that hurts like hell and takes all the strength out of your right arm for a couple seconds. That was enough for me to throw him off me, and from there things continued to really not go his way.

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

"legit fight at a party" meaning a couple of drunk kids wrassling in a totally non-homoerotic way, honest.

Go have a real fight in a bar down near the docks.

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

Ironically, you sound like you are trying very, very hard to prove to everyone that you are a badass.

Re: internet badass only

[(Anonymous)]

Beat me to it. God, what a pathetic comment that was.