fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2704 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2704 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.

__________________________________________________

02.

__________________________________________________

03.

__________________________________________________

04.

__________________________________________________

05.

__________________________________________________

06.

__________________________________________________

07.

__________________________________________________

08.

__________________________________________________

09.

__________________________________________________

10.

__________________________________________________

11.

__________________________________________________

12.

__________________________________________________

13.

__________________________________________________

14.

__________________________________________________

15.

__________________________________________________

16.

__________________________________________________

17.

__________________________________________________

18.

__________________________________________________

19.

__________________________________________________

20.

__________________________________________________

21.

__________________________________________________

22.

Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #386.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Personal shoutout to the Pokémon fandom and those dudes who hacked Serebii's front page.

I was a repressed fundie through my teenage years and then binged on porn during my first year of college when I got curious and looked it up.

I don't know. I was pretty young, like eight or nine, and it was that softcore stuff on Cinemax and Hbo.

Iiiii'm pretty sure it was when goatse was a thing.

If that meets a given definition of "porn."

Oh man, someone posted that to an oekaki I frequented when I was 12.

Never forget.

I don't know about seeing it, but I read my first lemon fanfic when I was about thriteen. It was Tenchi Muyo.

...I just dated myself, didn't I? Dang it.

In Japanese class. Soft porn. The sub wasn't paying attention and the teacher put on a video that apparently would have been fine to watch in a Japanese high School. Not so much in America.

I believe I ignored the movie completely anyway because it was completely incomprehensible story-wise.

It was a terrible movie from the '80s called "Blowing in Style." My friend found it in her parents' beside table.

I think I was 13.

My first sort of porny thing was reading the romances my mother kept in the house (I'd sneak them and skip to the sex scenes) at age 9. My first really porny thing was an explicit Harry Potter Harry/Tom Riddle fic at age 12. My first visual porn was hunting for naked men pictures online at age 13 the first time we got a computer in my house.

My mother's homepage was some kind of content aggregator site--I don't think it exists anymore. The front page had gazillions of links to every sort of news and reviews you could imagine, and one relatively innocuous-looking link with an "NSFW" mark that led to pictures of beautiful women in little to no clothing. It was pretty tame, and only a couple of pictures showed so much as a nipple, but when my mother wasn't home, I spent a lot of time clicking through those pictures. (She checked her history and found the pics, but she had a hard time not laughing because they were so innocent.)

The first real, honest-to-goodness porn I saw was when I googled "hentai" to find out what it meant. Tentacles! So many tentacles!

In still images, maybe like, 3 or 4 years old? Looking through my parents' porn mags.

In a video game, age 5, playing Leisure Suit Larry and learning that I had to buy a condom and put it on first before having sex with the prostitute or I'd die of an STD and get a game over. (But they don't show the sex visually, it's censored out with a big throbbing black censor box.)

In text, sometime in elementary school, with some romance novel borrowed from either my parents or grandparents, I don't remember which.

I can't actually remember how old I was when I first saw live action film porn. Middle school, maybe? Most of the porn websites I saw in elementary school I only remember still images from.

Oh man, Leisure Suit Larry. That brings back some memories.

Live-action? When I was about 9 or 10 on New Years Eve. My family was visiting some family friends and we were channel zapping and Bam! And this was the night I learned there was more to tv than cartoons.

Maybe the Kama Sutra counts? I found it once in my brother's bedroom when I was a kid. If that doesn't count, I first read an NC-17 fic when I was 12 about Mulder and Scully and like a green silk dress. It freaked me out.

Mulder and Scully and the green dress sounds tame, and I say this as a former no-romo X-Phile.

The very first X-Files fanfic I read on Spooky was Mulder/Krycek. Brain-bleach by the bucketful, please, to gp.

go*

I think it was my gay friend's dad Playboy stash - which was sort of tame as porn goes. Also, it obviously did nothing for either of us. We just sort of felt naughty for doing it without actually getting anything sexual out of it.

And, I only just realized that means my first time watching porn was with someone, which is objectively sort of curious.

Afraid it's not fandom. Dad just left out the playboy one time without thinking and huh. So those are lady Boobs.

Personal shoutout to the Pokémon fandom and those dudes who hacked Serebii's front page.

...what is this???

A long time ago (like 3rd Gen), Serebii.net got hacked and the front page got replaced with a lot of things, including Ash/Misty porn, Hulk Hogan's homepage, and the Wikipedia article for Huntail.

Was probably ten or so. Looking up post season one Sailor Moon stuff online since that was all that ever aired on Cartoon Network, and I came across a gif of Ami getting tentacle raped.

The hosting site claimed it as "proof" that Sailor Moon was originally a hentai series in Japan and America simply cut all those parts out for the English version.

I actually believed this for about a year or so.

[ SECRET POST #2704 ]

First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?

Re: First time you saw porn?