[ SECRET POST #2704 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2704 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 022 secrets from Secret Submission Post #386.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[a_potato]

The very notion reminds me of the sacred mating dance of my people.

[iceyred]

I wish to learn more about this mating dance. For science.

[a_potato]

We all slowly peel ourselves, revealing the white of our naked flesh bit by tantalizing bit. Once we've all been shorn, we roll around in hot butter and rub cheese and bread crumbs over the tender bodies of our fellows. Then, we pile on top of one another in a shallow dish, and let our passions rise until we've gotten so heated that our color has shifted from a delicate white to an earthy, sensual brown.

I suppose it's actually pretty different from being on a string, come to think of it.

[iceyred]

I am going to write a book on this phenomenon, mention how it mirrors your people's matriarchal culture, and tie it in to the similar religious festivals of tomatoes. I will publish this book and get tenure!

[a_potato]

Godspeed, professor of anthropology.*




*My best guess...?

[iceyred]

LOL, I was just kidding. I work in local government and have a deep hatred for academia.